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Exclusive: Special Edition Metroid Prime, Prime Hydration Drink announced

by Team VooksApril 1, 2023
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Update: Obviously this was an April Fool’s joke yeah?

Original Story: The drink that’s taken Woolworth’s car parks by storm, Logan Paul and KSI’s Prime Hydration Drink, is getting a special edition – Metroid Prime Edition.

Get it, Prime – hahaha.

We’ve got no idea what it tastes like, as the press release was devoid of any helpful information, it did, however, have the words fr fr fr a lot. You’ll likely have to push your way into a Coles at 8 am and bowl over a pensioner to get it. Its recommend retail price is $4.20.

The drink drops in stores tomorrow, April 1st, in all stores in the metaverse.

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  • Arkhe
    April 1, 2023 at 4:32 pm

    Thanks for the heads up!
    Went out and had to fight off a granny loading up gamer drinks for her grandkids!
    The flavour was the sweet, sweet taste of victory! Could hear the Item Acquired theme in my head as it went down!
    10/10, would drop kick a granny again.

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